The Loving Husband

Our friend Summer sent us this email yesterday:

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.  

The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can’t take that chance.”

My husband sent this to me immediately after we got that email:

RUDE! Marriage is grand folks.

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